What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 03:55

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Are you afraid of being alone?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.